hey arsehole,
I know there's no point discussing any of it with you. I'd love to hurt you, but I'm not vain enough to assume anything I had to say would have any effect (beyond giving you the satisfaction of knowing you're living in my head rent free. congratulations fuckface).
I didn't deserve your cruelty. and even now, if I thought there was any of the version of you I loved left I'd go right back. that's how fucking manipulative you are.
you took one of the most vulnerable memories of my childhood, made up a story loosely based on it, and spread that story to someone you were fully aware I would never have wanted to know anything about me in order to improve your sex life. and then when I called you on that bullshit you gaslit me into believing I was the problem somehow. because how were you supposed to know that gossiping about me to whoever you happen to be fucking wasn't what good friends are supposed to do? I should have been more explicit.
well, how many times have I taken my rings off and left them on the table in front of you to go for a piss? and how many times have I chosen not to say "my engagement ring is still my property, and I will be back for it. I explicitly do not consent to you taking it to a pawn shop and spending the money on sweeties" when doing so? would you have been insulted by me saying that every time?
so, perhaps there is a basic level of assumption you expect me to make in your good judgement.
you made me act like an idiot, and I hate you for it.
...but still I tried to fix things. I spent MONTHS carefully explaining theory of mind to you in the hope that you would understand that me and your fucktoy are both separate people from you, as if you were just separated from understanding the situation by the exact right combination of words. as if I just needed to phrase it clearly enough and, poof! problem solved. I kept talking. I reached out. I set boundaries. I even extended my trust again as an olive branch. I swallowed each new fuckup to give you more "processing time"
...and none of it helped because you just don't give a shit. you didn't want to fix things, because to you the problem was that I said something unflattering about someone you chose to fuck and I needed to be punished for that "disrespect". not that I had just learned that every single thing I'd said to my best friend for nearly 20 years had been fair game for gossip on the flimsiest of excuses. not that you'd gone from one of the safest people in my life, someone I hoped would be there at the birth of my children, to a stranger.
and what a punishment. if I gave all the information you had on me to a sociopath and asked them to come up with the most cruel actions, I doubt they'd come up with what you did.
- listen to the initial boundary "I am no longer friends with X, stop forcing it or I will walk away from our friendship" and express "concern" to gain my trust. lay it on thick. but at the same time act confused. those words couldn't possibly mean their literal english language meaning. spend at least the next 6 months trying to manipulate me out of that, because I couldn't possibly be allowed to set a mildly inconvenient boundary with you.
- take the most vulnerable thing you can get me to say (and at this point, I still fully trust you have good intentions) and repeat it to X, with some fictional details added to spice it up
- wait for me to ask about that. drop a few hints to make me question if you might do this in a moment of "bad judgement".
- admit it, and tell me X had a right to know all my intimate secrets because boundaries are mean, and this has been hard on them (yeah, I imagine learning "my actions have consequences" for the first time in their 30s would be one hell of a trip for X. guess what? that's not my problem.)
- tell me you couldn't possibly have known I didn't want you to repeat it. go further, tell me I'm an arsehole for NOT consenting to this (poor X. if you have information that could soothe their ego, of course you have to share it with them. anything else would be mean)
- use a calm, reasonable tone throughout. say how much you love me, how much you want things to be better. sprinkle in as many moments of pleasant interaction as possible, to reinforce the illusion.
- take full advantage of any moments of residual affection I feel for the person I thought you were. use them to get X a wedding invitation (that X clearly doesn't care about anyway) and yet more gossip to spread.
- laugh at me for "leaving the wedding sewing to the last minute" haha, so typically disorganised! couldn't possibly be anything to do with who the shirts are for. no. why would hand making a shirt for the person currently using my mental health as a fucking chew toy be something I chose to avoid doing?
- let your mother seal the deal for you. remember the "take full advantage" step 2 bullet points above? you know how I know that was more fucking gossip fodder for you? well, she told me. as small talk of course, she knew none of the context you had. she didn't know that this information represented a much-wanted but still fragile lifestyle change that I'd shared with basically no one, a change I was terrified to dream about in case it all got snatched away at the last minute. so she didn't know it was a problem to tell me she knew. (I'm not angry at her. the innocent explanation where you didn't give her the context would make her your pawn in this. the less innocent, and far less likely explanation for her actions is an act of kindness in warning me off of you)
- when I finally stop being your fucking doormat, go full mask off. how DARE I judge you? that's your job. you'd "like to see me cope" with baby's first experience of caring responsibilities (because you really think none of mine count, because you're the only real and complete human in existence apparently). here is a load of gossip about someone else that I didn't fucking ask for to show that none of this was personal. it's just who you are, it's who you've always been.
